he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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