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you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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