i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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