Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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