Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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