nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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