Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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