And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
True college students do jello shots in the library
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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