you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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