I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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