Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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