im drinking this country out of the recession.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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