yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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