no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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