Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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