And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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