So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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