i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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