she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I wear drunk well.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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