and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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