Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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