That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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