his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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