You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I could fuck to npr.
Randomize
