No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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