Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i love accidental penises.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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