Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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