so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm too high and old for this...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
