let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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