i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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