I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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