I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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