it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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