is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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