I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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