The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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