In the future we'll all be gay
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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