It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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