Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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