I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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