Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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