But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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