508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
its liver damage thursday
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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