She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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