she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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