Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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