he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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