so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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