my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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