make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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