he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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