i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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