Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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