Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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